Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Morals From Best Pictures

Okay, so I have to give credit where credit is due - usually I only post original material, but I thought these were clever enough to pass on - especially the ones about Push and Basterds -

Anyway, these quotes are from a GQ article on the Oscar Best Picture nominees given by Doug Benson, one of my favorite movie-encyclopedic comics:


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Stock up on Unobtanium

The Blind Side
When you're down and out, all you have to do is be crazy good at something useful

District 9
Someday there will be a new minority we can all hate

An Education
Married dudes are terrible boyfriends

The Hurt Locker
There are people in the world who prefer bomb defusing to grocery shopping

Inglorious Basterds
History is for sticklers

Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Someone named Sapphire wrote a book called "Push"

A Serious Man
Nothing to learn here

Up
Old people can get away with anything

Up In The Air
Vera Farmiga has a nice butt double
Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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