Who's going to fight upper-middle class uptight fathers, middle-America bully bar ownders, and the Russians in Colorado now?Who's going to lead the Dead Presidents on a string of bank robberies and teaching young former football stars like Neo how to Zen surf now?
Who's going to go on a cross-country trip in drag with a Tea Party hero vampire now?
Who's going to have sex with G.I. Jane from beyond the grave via the least funny standup ever now?
Who going to rumble in the city with Mr. Scientologist and both Kids (Karate and Billy the) now?
(sidenote: did you know that Franics Ford Coppola directed the Outsiders? Wow... and also, seriously check out the cast by their first names, and I'll be you'll be able to figure out who they are: Patrick, C. Thomas, Matt, Ralph, Rob, Emilio, Tom, Diane and Lief...)
Seriously... Red Dawn and Roadhouse, The Outsiders... amazing... but you can't POSSIBLY forget Point Break and Too Wong Fu? Rewatchability, that's what it's all about, and I can't turn off those five movies if they come on cable...
RIP...
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What about teaching the never-should've-gotten-that-nose-job chick how to leap in the river?? I hate that he's died. At least he's in a better place.
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