So I've been meaning to do this for awhile - my sister Brett's daughter (I guess that makes her my niece) is a precocious little thing who just started school and thinks the world is dumb and she is smart - that may sound bad, but it's in that child-like way that makes it awesome - the way you used to look at the world when you knew what was best and you didn't care what everyone else thought because you knew you were awesome...For instance, when my sister Susannah spilled some cereal all over the floor when she was eating one time, and Cat looked at her and rolled her eyes as if to say, "Sheesh... that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen anyone do..." Okay, that's not a very colorful example, but I can't think of any more right now...
Anyway, on her blog Brett keeps a number of quotes from Cat, which I think are awesome, and if you don't, well I don't really care... So here are a number of ones I like... Ladies and gentlemen... Quotable Cat:
"I'm the mommy. You must do what I say. You must follow my commandments. I'm also Jesus."
"Oola, bono stee-us. It's spanish."
(having a headache) "I don't have any thoughts in my head cause my head is broken. My head ran out of gas."
"This cheese smells like poop."
"Marshmallows are white like the temple is true."
"Being 4 feels better than being 6."
(after disagreeing with a parenting tactic) "We just want a Daddy cause this Mommy's giving us trouble. Can you send her to a different family that doesn't have a Mommy?"
(holding an inchworm) "Look what I found! He can be our pet. His name is Skoodle."
"I say 'woo-hoo' when Mommy says 'yes,' 'sure,' or 'mm hmm."
"Princesses are blonde."
Mom: Cat has a cut on her chin.
Cat: Daddy, I have a cut on my chin.
Dad: What happened?
Cat: I got a cut on my chin...
Dad: How did you get the cut?
Cat: Something cut me...
I'm spelling, Mom - what does J-E-T-I spell?
"C-A-T-I-U-E-B-D: Catherine - I spelled it backwards."
(singing) "The sun'll come out, tomorrow - so you gotta hang out with tomorrow..."
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Hiya Andy Fields!!!! So I kinda randomly found your blog thru facebook thru Morgan....etc (you get the idea). How the heck are ya??? Remember me? Sarah Janczak (once upon a time)?? Looks like you are doing pretty good (minus the pnemonia and injuries....). What's new? I wanted to say hello and tell you that I was excited to find your blog! :o)
Take care-
Sarah
Yeah! I laughed all over reading them again in succession. The great story for Cat and Suz is when we were trying to make butter in a baby food jar and Suz kept spinning it like a top on the table. Cat told her a few times to stop, then Suz spun it too hard and it busted open on the tile floor. Cat said, "See, I told you not to spin it!"
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