Mr. 3000

So a while ago I got this handy counter for my blog, provided by BlogStats that basically records the traffic going to and from your web site - 

The blog is scheduled to hit 3000 unique visits today (that means it records when someone goes there, but only records once, even if that IP address goes multiple times during the day) and over the past two weeks or so I'm averaging about 42 visits per day...

That's a huge jump from when I first started so I have to ask myself - where the hell are all these people coming from?

I know a very limited number of people (and like even fewer) and there are only so many dedicated readers that I have (sidenote: I will admit that the internet is like ice cream on a hot day to someone with even a mild case of ADD - I am linked on several other blog sites and when someone sees that there are more pages to surf vs. filling in their TPS reports, well... thank goodness for ADD is all I have to say...) so I have to be getting traffic from other places...

Apparently the topics that I've chosen are popular, and my BlogStats widget tells me where they're coming from... here is a smattering of search terms from Google, Yahoo and MSN that (inexblicably in some cases) lead people to my site this week:

youtube help me snorkel

          ...and please watch over Grandma, Amen...

average human pig spider

          ...what are three stupid animals in order from largest to smallest?

can i run a marathonis it painful

          ...the answer is yesyes...

porn vagina bounce bounce

          ...easy there big fella - take a breath and try again...

andy fields car accident

          ...no, andy fields drive good...

michael jackson leg bruises

          ...not anymore it doesn't...

if believe before man on the moon

          ...then doubt after woman on the earth...

what does (snip) mean after a sentance

          ...it means your mohel didn't warn you and went about business while you were talking...

ashley waddell

          ...wtf?? ash, get OUT...

where we put s in sentance

          ...my copy editing TA says put it at the beginning...

and one more for the road:

i ran bay to breakers naked

          ...two things: first WEIRDO, second - yes, I thought I knew you...

Thanks to everyone for getting me to 3000 - next step? 4000! (Logical, right...?)