
So I decided that before I ran my marathon I would take a break from running afterward – because I’d been training hard, running every day I was supposed to, cross-training and eating (relatively) right… I mean, still no veggies but really, what good would they do??
Anyway, because of the toil I decided that if I hit my goal I would take a week off and not run at all unless I really felt like it, and I would eat anything I wanted – you know, all the stuff that I had been denying myself in favor of more healthy fare…
So on Monday I started my week… I wanted to give you a round-out list of what I’ve had for meals so far, and I’ll take suggestions as to what I should have to glutton myself over the next four and a half days… And just for fun I thought I’d see what the calorie count was – not that I really care, I’m just curious… This week isn’t about anything except eating what I want…
Monday – 4,915 Calories
B – Cinnamon and Brown Sugar Pop Tarts
Oatmeal
Orange Juice
Chocolate Shake
L – Two Chilidogs on Kaiser Rolls
Peanuts and Popcorn
Two Pulled-Pork Sandwiches on Kaiser Rolls
Baked Beans
Chips and Dip
Sweet Cream, Fruit and Chocolate Dessert Taco
Ice Cream Sunday
Dr. Pepper
D – Two Taco Bell Chalupas
One Taco Bell Hard Taco
Eight Otter Pops
Dr. Pepper
Tuesday – 7,355 Calories
B – Cinnamon Roll Oatmeal
Orange Juice
Three Quaker Chewy Granola Bars
L – Hamburger with Bacon, Katchup, Pickles, Pepper Jack
Shoestring Fries with Ranch Dipping Sauce
Strawberry Lemonade
S – Sour Gummy Jolly Ranchers
3/4 Pound Salt Water Taffy
Blue Raspberry Icee
D – P.F. Chang’s:
Spicy Chang Shrimp
Mongolian Beef
Orange Chicken
Pepper Steak
Cashew Chicken
Braised Short Ribs
Chicken Fried Rice
Brown Rice
Chocolate Cream Pie
Wednesday – 2,814 Calories
B – Two Fried Egss
Smoked Bacon
Hash Browns
Extra Bacon
Orange Juice
Chocolate Milk
Wheat Toast with Raspberry Jam
L – Subway Chicken Breast Footlong with Honey Mustard
Sweet Chili Doritoes
Two White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
Dr. Pepper

So that gets us caught up to the present – I have four more days to get at it, so give me your ideas! We’re all go… as long as there’s no vegetables involved…
I’ll start running again next week – nothing serious, just some maintenance for the runs I’ve already signed up for… and of course to lose the 32 pounds that I’m gonna put on this week...
7 comments:
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In 2 days you've listed more food than I consume in a month! Holy cow! Have some more fries, for some reason I always love fries after I run.
ewwwwwwww I can't believe you can eat that stuff!! I feel sick reading that! hahahaha. You're going to need major detox before you run again!
hahahaha. that is hilarious. i love it. eat lots and lots of cheeseburgers and french fries. 2 of my most fav foods that i dont let myself consume all that often. ill just eat them vicariously through you. this post is awesome. eat on, brother!!!
Holy Cow Andy! That is a lot of freaking food! When in Rome! I day you have some monster tacos from Jack in the Box with curly fries. That would be my guilty pleasure!
Thanks all -
B - I'll mos def add pizza to the list... in fact, I think that's what tonight will be...
BD - You're pregnant - which means free range to eat whatever and however much you want... obviously someone isn't taking advantage of their co-dependent condition...
L1 - Yes, I'll need major detox before I run again, but part of this thing is so I don't crave anything nasty for me while I'm in training... ya' dig?
L2 - Yes, cheeseburgers and fries are DIVINE! Feel free to eat all my foods vicariously through me... and don't worry... there will be much "eating on"...
T - Tacos from JITB... 2 for $1.00 - are you kidding me?? Is there a more delicious, cheaper, worse for you combination out there? I think not...
I think you need some water in your diet, fool.
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