So we had quite a quarterfinal round, and now it’s on to the main event…
– Matt vs. Kellie
– Husband vs. Wife
– Risk Assessor vs. Hairdresser
– Not Preggers vs. 6 Month’s Pregnant
– Reading vs. Falling Asleep
– The Wire vs. Friends
– Beat-up Truck vs. Nissan
– And so on and so forth…
So without any further ado… we go to the action!!!
After a rough battle with Tiff the day before, Matt is pretty close to being gassed – but he doesn’t let that hold him back… Kellie is more bruised than tired, after a grueling pounding by Joe that would have made Wolverine cry for his mommy (can you tell I’m totally going to see Wolverine tonight??) but she’s ready for anything…
Matt almost doesn’t seem like a test after Kellie survived Joe, but Matt’s short-distance attack and recoil moves are starting to frustrate Kell, who just can’t quite seem to block them or move quickly enough to counter… She’s growing more and more weary as Matt is gaining more and more momentum…
On a particularly effective lunge, Matt has Kell down on the ground and dazed, but he dare not move to finish her off just yet as he remembers all the other times when the ground’n’pound worked to her advantage… meanwhile Kellie takes the time that the referee is giving her and Matt is conceding to her, and summons the Power Of the Little Baby (POLB)… much like Greyskull, though without the mystic beams and cartoonish feel…
Now revived and buffeted by the new POLB, which can be toxic to some, but mitigated and strengthened by hormones, Kell goes on a rampage and knocks a surprised Matt to the ground several times – but she just can’t seem to get the final grip she needs to take him completely out…
After so many desperate attempts, Kell can no longer count on the POLB to give her what she needs, and she’s tired… Matt is still trying to recover from the lightning fast attacks that came wave after wave, and the fight has turned into a stand-up drunken punching match…
As both put all their effort into one last swing, Matt connects!! And Kellie connects!! And they both go to the ground Rocky-Creed style… they both lay there, unable to get up until the referee announces the winner…
Kellie!! It seems that Kellie has rolled onto her stomach and is therefore in more of an upright position, making her the winner by referee’s decision…
So congrats Kell… enjoy it while it lasts!! Next year there will be a replacement for Ryan and Ash and who knows what will happen when you’re not pregnant!!
2 comments:
Let’s be honest Andy, you could never really replace us. You can only get cheap imitations that might seem to fill the gap for a while but never fully satisfy. I like to think of us as snickers and the replacements as 3 Musketeers. Ok that doesn’t really make sense. Bottom line, it’s going to suck when we move for both parties. We will never find friends as good as the Mag 8.
P.S funny story! However, Im still mad I lost in the first round!
I love the picture of the girl doing an ab workout to illustrate how a preggers Kellie. Hilarious. We are going to miss Ryan & Ash...who will taunt you Andy?!?!
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