Friday, April 17, 2009

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, GOODBYE! (Or, How I Hope Stephen A. Smith Falls In A Well...)

So many of you know how deep my disdain for sports figures can go - there are many who I like, many who I am ambivalent about, and several who I just plain can't stand.

I hate Stephen A. Smith - he's loud, rude, obnoxious, has a VERY CLEAR bias toward certain kinds of players in the league (read into that what you want) and now he's about to be JOBLESS just like 8.5% of America. 

Seriously, only Derek Fisher can make my blood boil as much as this guy - if you've ever heard his radio show, or commenting on ESPN it's like someone pried open my eardrums and started pouring really loud buckets of sharp implements and hammers.  No, that really didn't make much sense, but he was SO ANNOYING that I feel like I can get the point across...

I guess ESPN thought the same thing about the man who is almost as despised as hemorrhoids
 thanks to his weak catch-phrase ridden  on-air style and oftentimes pejorative and condescending "The louder I say it the more right I'll seem" style.  Or maybe the lease he signed with Satan to become so famous in the first place has just run out...

Did you ever know that guy who would use so many unnecessary big words that it makes them sound even dumber? That's Stephen A. - and as you know I've grown fond of including supporting videos, but I won't subject you to anything by him, mostly because I love you all deeply and don't want to see you get hurt, but also if you play it at work you'll probably get fired...

So here's to you ESPN, for finally stepping up and getting this guy OUTTA THERE!



Keep walking Stephen A... Keep walking...

2 comments:

Conrad said...

Good call, I couldn't agree more. However, in your video, you show a man that I despise even more than Steve. That man is Mr. Walsh. I hate him with all of those big words and run-on sentences that you used.

mom said...

Golly Gee willikers....there seems to be a lot of unhappiness in the ESPN world these days. Perhaps you all should convert to PBS. i feel very calm whenever I tune in. (Above offered at no charge)

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