Andy Needs...

So I got this idea from my cousin Stacey -

Google your name and the word "needs" and see what comes up - this is what I got (and yes, this is the ultimate in unemployed boredom...)

1. A BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy
Well, really - who doesn't need a bad girl?

2. To pee
Seriously... but going ten times a day is normal, right??

3. To park his car in the garage
Nope, no garage...

4. A big juicy hug
Really, who couldn't use a hug?

5. To peruse self-help books
I'm not quite sure what they could give me, but it couldnt' hurt I suppose...

6. More cow bell
I think everything is better with more cowbell...

7. New guy friends
Nah, I like the guy friends I have already... even though they are a bunch of panty-waists

8. Mind power to conquer the jungle
Mind power-schmind power - I don't need nothin' to conquer the jungle - every day baby

9. Sympathy - GIVE ME SYMPATHY
I have no idea what I need sympathy for, but if it takes the form of a good sandwich, I'm in...

10. A better lie
I don't lie - either that or I'm a very good liar - I can't remember which...