Back from hiatus, here it is, you're weekly dose of all things awesome and hilarious (to me... cause it' my blog... If you find it funny or exceptional, all the better, but this is MINE and I think it's awesome so that really all that matters according to my kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Keck...)

I've eaten here - they're liars*
(*depending on your measurements)

Lesson: Learn new methods of occupying yourself after they take your cats away...

John throws terrible birthday parties...
There's something to be said for the undersensationalization of the news media

Get Middler or die tryin'...

DELICIOUS!

Chester demonstrated exactly how he would meet her, given the chance...

Cadaver sniffing dogs? Oh wait, nevermind - I see what you mean now...

And lastly, aspire to awesomeness!
Now be gone with you, and seek happy nights through happy days...
Take it away, Mr. Dylan...
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